(Source: regretyourfuckinglies)
the sexual tension when u and ur crush are online on fb at the same time and u just stare at their lil green dot
and suddenly you know what gatsby felt like
This is actually the most profound and appropriate literary allusion I’ve encountered so far this week.
(Source: twoukofukawa, via prussiancancer)
[sleep-over voice] are you awake
[sleep-over reply voice] yeah
[regrettable sleepover invitee voice] you guys SHH
[confused sleep-over voice] what is the meaning of life
[annoyed sleep-over voice] dude shut up
[sleep-over host voice] you guys be quiet my moms gonna hear us
[serial killer voice]got room for one more
(via prussiancancer)
(via m-0-r-g-a-n-a)
meanwhile at tumblr headquarters
do animals think in english or in the sounds they make
this is what yahoo paid $1.1 billion for
(via mabel-and-waddles)
For your honor
Bahahahaha the kilometer one
Yes we know he was right and we were wrong but HE SHOULD HAVE RESPECT FOR AUTHORITY EVEN IF IT’S DEMONSTRABLY WRONG
(Source: glitterbites, via keep-on-dreaming-babe)
