time to fuck shit up

time to fuck shit up

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guceubcuesu:

ahorsecalledhonour:

Wonderful

I didn’t even understand the original knock knock joke 

(via hellokimmarie)

romeo: hey i just met you.
romeo: and this is crazy.
romeo: but i saw you at your dad's party that i wasn't supposed to attend and i thought you were pretty cute so i followed you and we kissed but then your nanny called you away and i found out you were a capulet and got bummed so i sneaked into your back yard in the middle of the night and climbed your balcony uninvited to profess my undying love after an hour even though i wanted to bone rosaline like two scenes ago.
romeo: so marry me maybe.
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4ri3l-th3-m3rm4id:

#Daria

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transparenttranny:

transparent

transparenttranny:

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